When I was a kid…
I would be amazed how in a sitcom, cast members are able to quickly change clothes in a matter of commercial intervals and even change locations that quickly.
I was so sure that the USA time was a week ahead of the Philippine time.
I thought that the future would be so easy that I didn’t have to worry about it a bit, not even plan for it.
I would get money that easily from my mom not thinking where it had to come from.
I was so certain that one day, I would have kids and a family of my own. Even though I knew I wasn’t attracted a bit to girls.
I thought that babies came out of women’s anuses.
I imagined I was in a make believe world and that one day, I would end up in another time, dimension, or perhaps, another planet.
I attended (and passed) chinese classes for ten years without understanding a word my teachers were saying.
I went to the Catholic church during summer and christmas then went to a protestant church the rest of the year
Now I’m an adult, I realize…
I really am a genius!
That’s me wishing out loud.